As an ad man who has written a few retail fliers (or “flyers”), it must be said that there’s a fine line between creative and senseless. TJs has blurred that line and declared war on “creativity”. I would say ‘FUCK TJs”, but we need to shop there once a month.

NOTES: Those are NOT onion-trimming goggles, man from thenovel 1984. Also soaking in ANY turkey gravy will NOT help dry skin. IT’S BASIC FUCKING PSYCHICS.

I’ll be spending Thanksgiving alone because of my wife’s travel schedule. Will be eating above-average pizza.

Keep fighting Native Americans.

Yes, I’m drunk, fuck you.